#80: Dude Demolishes Little Girl At Wedding With Dance Slide Gone Wrong
Don’t think I’ve ever seen someone go from hero to zero so quickly. Dude was celebrating, high-fiving the bride, having the time of his life, then he goes for the rockstar slide and whoops, kills a little girl. Damn. That ruins the good vibes. No seriously, did you hear her face slap off the dance floor? Fucking brutal. Tough break for both parties involved. Kinda kills the fun when everyone just witnessed you murder a child. But on the bright side, at least she didn’t turn the double play.